Saturday, March 21, 2009

Thanks, mister.

Hey you. Yeah, you, mister. The next time you decide to move up to a new seat during intermission ask yourself these questions:
1. Is my head so inordinately big that I will be blocking about 80% of the view of the stage for the person behind me?
2. When was the last time I had the back of my neck shaved?
(BTW: Your neck looks even hairier in person.)