You know those times when you just want to give yourself over to the thrill of thoughtless action? To surrender to the dizzying high of unadulterated impetuousness? Well, it looks like that's what happened here.
Possible monologue: "Damn! I hate this stupid car! Nuffin' in it works right anymore! I'm gonna get rid of it right now!
*Side effects of reading the Gamoo may include a marked increase in joy, a broad smile and a desire to leave all misery behind. Only you can know if the Gamoo is right for you.