This may explain why Long Island drivers act the way they do. They are real dogs! Using the unpaid family pet to chauffeur one around town is truly a new low. Next, they'll be painting houses, landscaping and becoming nannies and there go all the low-paying service jobs superwealthy Long Islanders love to tell themselves they give to illegal aliens as a form of third world charity. (But, it's really because they're cheap.) In this case, you really get what you don't pay for: this guy was unnecessarily aggressive and his language was atrocious. And his breath? Just like a dead squirrel.