Monday, April 28, 2008

Bad Doggie!

This may explain why Long Island drivers act the way they do. They are real dogs! Using the unpaid family pet to chauffeur one around town is truly a new low. Next, they'll be painting houses, landscaping and becoming nannies and there go all the low-paying service jobs superwealthy Long Islanders love to tell themselves they give to illegal aliens as a form of third world charity. (But, it's really because they're cheap.) In this case, you really get what you don't pay for: this guy was unnecessarily aggressive and his language was atrocious. And his breath? Just like a dead squirrel.