The new Governor of New York, David Patterson has admitted that he too, has cheated with numerous women on his wife Michelle (Pictured here with an unusual frownysmile and a "Iforgivyouhoney" fur coat.) Of course, he did add that, (Insert childish whine here:) "She did it first." Perhaps taxpayers should consider adding some saltpeter to the water coolers in the state capital. Or, they could just could take a more enlightened approach as they apparently do at the Massachusettes State House.
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