What is there to say about someone who dresses up as a giant turd - and actually looks happy? This woman has taken self-loathing to an entirely new level and come out the other side. She has accepted and embraced her essential turditude.
*Side effects of reading the Gamoo may include a marked increase in joy, a broad smile and a desire to leave all misery behind. Only you can know if the Gamoo is right for you.