What better way to begin our journey together than by focusing on a needless fashion accessory for a obsolete monarch? Is she planning on popping down to the market to pick up a few things for dinner after she addresses Parliament? And what do you suppose she keeps in there? A cell phone? Surely not. Tampons? Don’t be vile. Altoids? Ah, that must be it. While never having been in her presence I am sure Lizzie Windsor has the freshest, mintiest breath of anyone in the, er, Queendom.