This is What Will Happen

This is what will happen if you marry me. I will take a standard Dia de Los Muertos figurine and I will make it our own. I will add a tennis racket and a cute little Scottie dog and I will glue a pink flower sticking out of your culo. I will do this because I want to, because it amuses me. Whoops! Too late. If you are reading this, then it is already like we are married. We are that close, now.