Thursday, May 15, 2008

Pee-yew!

You know you're really scraping the bottom of the Gamut pan when you come across a post like this.
But I just had to report on a not-so-new phenomenon in my nabe: the presence of urine-filled bottles left by the curb. They are nasty little Molotov wanna-be's created by (my guess) men sitting in their cars or trucks for so long in the terrible day-time traffic that they have no other choice but to pee in a bottle and leave it behind. I wish they'd pour it into the curb instead of sealing it up and chucking it. However, for some sparky young entrepreneur there's ample opportunity to develop a new product for a crowded world: the Traffic Diaper. (Fully biodegradable, of course.)
That ain't water, honey.