Gag me!

There are lots of Hillary Clinton novelty gifts for sale but none for any male candidates. It's a shame because I would love to own a pair of Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich elf dolls, if only they existed. I'd also like some John Edwards bar soap, an Obama propeller thinking cap/beanie and maybe a John McCain whoopie cushion to fool unsuspecting guests!

The Hillary Nutcracker. Other favs which are currently available are the Mighty Monkey, Freud Head Lollipops and Gummy Haggis.