A Real Dog

Tiger's new home and a possible solution.

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How do you solve a problem like Maria?

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

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As obvious as it may be, here is a possible solution to the troublesome, confusing new Jupiter Island, Florida home of Tiger Woods: transform it into the shape of a dog! At the Dog Bark Park Inn in Cottonwood, Idaho, the proprietors, Dennis and Frances are both chainsaw artists. Since the Woods clan has oodles of resources a healthy hobby like carving themselves a new façade might just do the trick in assuaging their neighbor's bad vibes.