Monday, August 31, 2009

Absurd Hamburg, Absurd Denmark 2009

Only in Germany (ok, maybe in Austria, too) could they nearly sell out of a breakfast pastry called Napoleonshat.
Is a translation really necessary? A spurt of sluttiness and on sale, too!
Lippy updates in the Copenhagen train station: about $1.
Seriously folks, if you don't want your children to grow up into depressed alcoholic adults get them some happy toys!
A statue of a sad giant staring out a window = Danish art.
Kinky Coral. Those Danes really know how to express their sexual passions using natural materials.
Viking children in Christiania with home made wooden implements of harm. Yes, they will use them against you and then run away giggling. I was personally attacked by an arrow from a bow, an arrow from a crossbow, a mace and a sword. The fact that I lived to tell about it kind of lets you know where the vikings are at in terms modern warfare and world domination.