You would be able to buy this dog-spy item from
Hammacher Schlemmer for only $29.95 if they weren't
already sold out. That's right, not only do a whole bunch of folks think their dog has every right to spy on the family next door, they are willing to go to the expense and trouble of installing a device that enables Fido to exercise his own version of the Patriot Act without the risk of being poisoned or merely
bitch-slapped by
outraged neighbors.