I know, location is everything.
And who wouldn't want to live in a place that sounds like a party every day?
It is 17,000 square feet and has a stage where the likes of Ted Nugent, Tina Turner and my fave, the MC5 performed. Imagine your own little home-schooled tykes belting out nursery rhymes to their heart's content on that thing. Of course, the echo must be tremendous and there would be few places to hide from the din, but then again, this is the perfect home for people who want to live 24/7 with their offspring and gift to the world.
It is fully up to code and bat-free. It just needs a few finishing touches to make it your own.