Showing posts with label Free to Pee You and Me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Free to Pee You and Me. Show all posts

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Pee-yew!

You know you're really scraping the bottom of the Gamut pan when you come across a post like this.
But I just had to report on a not-so-new phenomenon in my nabe: the presence of urine-filled bottles left by the curb. They are nasty little Molotov wanna-be's created by (my guess) men sitting in their cars or trucks for so long in the terrible day-time traffic that they have no other choice but to pee in a bottle and leave it behind. I wish they'd pour it into the curb instead of sealing it up and chucking it. However, for some sparky young entrepreneur there's ample opportunity to develop a new product for a crowded world: the Traffic Diaper. (Fully biodegradable, of course.)
That ain't water, honey.